Cedric writes the weekly report, every week.

He reads billing, the CRM, and the tracker on Monday morning, posts one honest note where the team talks, and answers the follow-ups in the thread. Nobody collects, nobody pastes, and anything that sends or changes still waits for your yes.

  • Numbers read from the tools, not pasted by people.
  • One honest note, every Monday at nine.
  • Ask a follow-up and get the breakdown.

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# leadershipThe numbers, weekly Cedric online
Devin Wallace17:22

@Cedric how is the sales team doing this quarter?

CedricApp17:22

Ahead of target, and the pipeline got healthier.

Q3 so far

Revenue vs target104%
New pipelineCHF 212k
Best weekCHF 71k booked
Deals slipping2, both chased

How does the weekly report write itself?

The weekly report is mostly collecting: the signups from billing, the pipeline from the CRM, the numbers from the tracker, and the chasing of whoever has not filled in their section. Cedric does the collecting on a schedule, writes the note, and posts it. What moved, by how much, and why.

Numbers from the tools, not from people

Billing, the CRM, and the tracker, read at 8:58. Nobody pastes anything.

One honest note, on schedule

What moved, by how much, and why, posted where the team talks.

Follow-ups from live data

Ask in the thread and get the breakdown, not a link to a dashboard.

How is the report made?

Pulled, not pasted

Revenue from Stripe, the pipeline from HubSpot, the tracker from Sheets, read live on the morning it posts.

Posted on schedule

Say it once: “every Monday at 9”. It runs from then on, and a quiet week is one line, not a report nobody reads.

Receipts attached

Every number comes with its story: which accounts, which invoices, and what changed since last week.

Ask a follow-up

“Where did the dip come from?”, asked in the thread, answered from live data with the three invoices behind it.

Connected to

StripeStripeQuickBooksQuickBooksHubSpotHubSpotSalesforceSalesforceGoogle SheetsGoogle SheetsSlackSlackNotionNotion

Created and used by people from

DeskimoAmazonMicrosoftGoldman SachsUBSY CombinatorRocket InternetETH ZürichEPFLCartierfoodpandaLazadaUniversity of St. Gallen

Your own assistant

  • Automations: follow-ups and reports, sent on a schedule

  • Scheduling: finds the slot and books the call for you

  • Meetings: he joins the call, then posts the action items

  • Deliverables: reports and decks, drafted into the chat

The team's employee

  • Company Brain: teach him once, he knows for everyone

  • Team sync: updates land where everyone already reads

  • Shared tools: connected once, used by the whole team

  • Skills: your way of working, saved and reused by all

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Cedric boosts your efficiency

Cedric, on the jobExample
Reto
Cedric
Fabienne
Nadja

Fabienne: Cedric, run the meeting.

The opening, Saturday · 25 minCedric moderates
✓Opening day run-throughdecided: doors at 9:00
✓Budget for the weekendCHF 1,200 approved
Press and neighbors3 min left
→ Nadja: invite the neighbors by Thursday→ Reto: print the opening menu
Minutes to #team · next session booked, Thu 10:00For scale: running meetings is a whole job. US median for meeting planners: $56,920 a year.
In the meeting

How to set him up

Four quick steps, anyone can do it.

1Create your team's Cedric
SlackTelegramDiscord

Cedric is ready

CedricAPP

Welcome. Link a tool or two, add me where your team talks, and ask away.

2Link your tools

Connections

  • Gmail✓ Connected
  • Calendar✓ Connected
  • StripeConnect
  • GitHubConnect
  • NotionConnect
  • SheetsConnect
  • DriveConnect
  • and 3,000 more
3Tell Cedric what you need
Hannah

@Cedric book calls with the new leads

CedricAPP

Booked. All three on Thursday.

Thursday3 calls

09:30Nordwind GmbH✓ invited
11:00Atelier Frey✓ invited
15:30Rosette SA✓ invited
4Add him to your meetings

Cedric is joining the call

Weekly standupThu 10:00

Fabienne, Reto, Nadjain the room3
Cedricon the notesjoining
12:34Cedric is taking notes

Call ended, 24 min

Notes sent to everyone✓ done
2 action items filed✓ done
Follow-up email draftedyour yes
Next standup booked✓ Thu 10:00

The power of Cedric

Cedric joined #general
Ready in 30 seconds

Installed in seconds

Add him to your Slack and he is at work. No servers, no setup project, nothing for IT to maintain.

Weekly report

Every Monday09:00
Pipeline checkdaily
Invoice watchon event
Sent, 09:00 sharp

Always on

Scheduled jobs, standing routines, reactions to events in your tools. He runs while the team sleeps.

Sales, last week

+12% week over week312 orders
Posted to #sales

Does the work itself

He drafts the email, books the meeting, updates the CRM, and pulls the numbers. Finished work, not another to-do.

Memory

Grace signs the invoices
Releases ship Thursdays
Reports in CHF
Who signs the invoices?
Grace, from memory

Remembers your world

People, decisions, preferences, running projects: one memory for the whole workspace, so nobody repeats themselves.

One Cedric, one memory

Lives where you talk

Slack, Discord, Telegram, the browser, or out loud on a call. Same Cedric, same memory everywhere.

Mailboxes

sales@connected
hello@connected
lena@connected
Anything new on sales@?
Two replies, one from Brightline

Several inboxes, one Cedric

Connect the shared sales inbox and your own, each under a short name. Say which one, and he reads or sends from there.

Ready to send

To: five overdue accounts
Payment reminders, drafted
ApproveNot yet
Every action logged

Asks before anything risky

Anything outward shows a preview first: approve it, change it, or stop it. Every action lands in the log.

Plugs into everything you already use.

Ask in plain words, and Cedric works the tools behind the ask: he drafts the email, books the meeting, updates the CRM, and pulls the report. Connected once, from the chat.

Your team, finally in sync

Cedric holds the context of everything your team does: the meetings, the threads, the decisions, the tools. He tracks and coordinates all of it better than a human can, at 3am as readily as 3pm. The week he saves you from is well documented:

  • 31ha month in unproductive meetings
  • 28%of the workweek spent on email
  • 1.8ha day hunting for information
  • 1 in 3meetings could have been an email

Atlassian, McKinsey, and UNC Charlotte research.

Finance
Prep the investor update
Investor update6 slides · in #leadership
Engineering
Fix the bug Chris hit
checkout.ts- round(total)+ total.toFixed(2)✓ PR #4483 reviewed & merged
Marketing
Draft the newsletter
August newsletterDrafted · ready to send

Weekly reports, answered

Live, on the morning it posts: revenue from billing, the pipeline from the CRM, the tracker from Sheets. Nobody exports anything.

Ask in the thread. Every figure comes with the accounts or invoices behind it, so "where did the dip come from" gets the three invoices, not a dashboard link.

Yes. It posts where the team talks by default. Ask for a document once and you get a link to one.

No. The report posts in the channel. Anything that sends or changes a record still waits for your yes.

One line. He does not pad.

Stripe, QuickBooks, HubSpot, Salesforce, Google Sheets and the project tracker, once connected.

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